Dalton's House of Horror

The votes have been decided.

Exactly as I wanted them to be.

Don’t worry. I haven’t forgotten about you or my guests.

I’ve just been biding my time…

Waiting for the right moment to strike…

Soon~

The Narrator

daltonshouseofhorror:

I do hope you enjoy your stay here at Valedall Manor.

If you have not done so already, I implore you to visit my main page. The decor is quite stunning, and you can find links to nearly everything you need, such as: The Invitation, The List (both old and new), The Stories (both old and new), as well as some interesting information about myself.

As we are in the midst of our second story here at the Manor, I encourage you to track the tag “daltonshouseofhorror” and/or “dhoh” to keep updated on the story and my in-between posts, as you will find new hints and tricks within everything I throw at you.

Also, if you so happen to be fascinated by my being after reading the information provided on the main page, you could also track “thenarrator” where Phantom (my host body/writer) likes to post bits of information about me, as well as parts of my own personal life story.

Thank you, and have a pleasant stay.

I assure you, it’s going to be a scream…

Sincerely,

The Narrator~

I expected the tributes to be tearing each other to pieces.

Disappointment…

Also, expect more from me soon.

If Phantom cooperates.

It appears my host is in the running for the Dalton (Hunger) Games.

I would love to see her fight to the death *laughs*

You just love death in general, Narrator.

Too true. Plus, we know I’m probably the reason someone nominated you. My work here is your greatest achievement.

Mhm, okay…

You know it’s true. Anyways, anyone who’s curious and wants to go vote for Ph-

Who want to vote for ANY of your favorite writers, or nominate new tributes for the list, can go HERE!!!

Happy Hunger Games, everyone…

Hmmm… I kind of like the idea of pitting people against each other…

Oh please, not another plot bunny for DHoH *winces*

Do you miss me yet, dear readers?

So many deaths, so little time…

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.

“Beware the Jabberwock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!”

He took his vorpal sword in hand: 
Long time the manxome foe he sought—
So rested he by the Tumtum tree, 
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

“And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arm, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
He chortled in his joy.

‘Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves, 
And the mome raths outgrabe 

~ Lewis Carroll

kurtslovechild:

A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.

1. Don’t have sex.

• Seriously
• Abstinence is key.

2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.

• I don’t care how good he says his weed is
• he is cuckoo bananas
• and he wants you dead.

3. Don’t go to camp. Especially one where someone was murdered.

• There are six words you should YouTube, should you get the chance
• “Kevin Bacon in Friday the 13th”

4. Find a good hiding place and… STAY. THERE.

• If the killer can’t see you or hear you WHY WOULD YOU MOVE?
• Possibly the easiest rule to follow and, ironically enough, the easiest to break.

5. Always wear sensible shoes, ‘cause you never know when you’ll need to run through the woods.

• Someone will always be barefoot
• Or in heels
• Or just plain clumsy
• And will sprain their ankles
• And die.

6. If the town looks deserted, it’s probably because everyone is dead.

• Don’t walk around looking for people
• House of Wax, anyone?

7. Don’t be a hero.

• Unless you’re name is Harry Fucking Potter, you will die.
• Hell, maybe even then.
• I mean.

8. If you hear something creepy in the distance, like a dog’s yelp cut off mid-bark, don’t investigate.

• The killer is there.
• Also your dog is dead.

9. Always check the backseat before entering your vehicle.

• The last thing you need is to be killed while trying to merge on the expressway.

10. If your car breaks down in front of a dilapidated gas station, don’t ask a sketchy-looking townie for help.

• Some part of your body will wind up in his pick-up truck

11. Don’t go into the basement.

• They are creepy enough without you dying in one.

12. If you’re trying to buy a house and the real estate agent won’t answer any direct questions about either the history of the home or the previous tenants, DO NOT MOVE IN.

• At some point, someone in the house heard voices and cracked.

13. Turn off the television (and run away) if a girl crawls out of it.

• It is obviously your wisest choice.
• SEE ALSO: poltergeist, daughter trapped in tv because of.

14. If the walls of your house bleed, do not attempt an exorcism.

• Move very very far away
• Because there’s blood on your walls.
• Blood.
• Your
• Walls
• Are
• Bleeding.

15. Don’t act like a detective.

• Some crazy Japanese kid who meows like a cat will attack you in a closet.
• If you live, awesome story to tell your friend, right?
• But if you die, it is like the opposite of awesome.

16. Google the location you’ll be vacationing at.

• If more than five reports for “Missing Persons” pops up, you know not to go there.
• Issue. Solved.

17. Don’t get drunk. Or come under the influence of any mind-altering drug.

• Running away from a killer is that much harder when you’re tipsy and giggling.

18. If you see someone in a mask, don’t assume it’s one of your friends playing a trick on you to scare you.

• It is the killer.
• ALSO: laughing while saying, “Tommy, is that you in that stupid mask? Oh, I’m so-o-o-o-o scared!” is not conducive to your surviving.
• Killer’s are very sensitive about their disguises.

19. Don’t take a shower.

• ONLY APPLIES IF:
• It’s past midnight at the campground you and your sorority sisters are staying at or
• The lock to the door doesn’t work and you hear creepy piano music

AND THE LAST AND MOST IMPORTANT:

20. If the call is coming from inside the house, get out.

• Clearly the killer is not outside, now is he

I don’t know if this applies, but I fucking think it does to almost all horror movies.

TURN ON A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING LIGHT.

You shouldn’t have to be energy conscious when your life is on the line and turning on a fucking light could’ve made a big difference. Also, despite the fact that your eyes dilate, doesn’t mean that you can suddenly see an exit option in the dark without a big red arrow.

(Source: justnithya)